Page pro de Victor Mercklé

Resume/CV + back to github

Blog post accepted in ICLR2024










Page perso de Victor Mercklé


Next paper: (available on Vixra, soon, to be published) Toward non-zero-sum political games


Recent activity: No longer a student. Still a student.


Next holidays: A few days

Hall of Fame directions de recherche

  1. Fairness: Suppression du biais sexiste dans les réseaux profondément ReLOU
  2. Geopolitic: Investigating The Russian Rouble Descent theory

Hall of Fame bad questions

  1. Is replacing people by chatbots, ecological?

Hall of Fame des internets

  1. Internet of cows
  2. Internet of stuff
  3. Intranet, tenet, gadget

Quick practical machine learning guide

  1. Use a neural network
  2. Use more neurons
  3. Play video games on the work GPU
  4. Use linear regression

Quick theoretical machine learning guide

  1. Use so, so many neurons that the earth stop spinning
  2. No spin -> gradient descent converges to global optimum (linearly sorry)

Hall of Fame GF

  1. Gradient F
  2. Wasserstein GF
  3. Goth GF

Quick pytorch/numpy/.. fix guide

  1. Dimension problem? Try the transpose.
  2. NaN problem? Try chinese food instead.
  3. pytorch.nan_To_whatever

Hall of Fame températures dans le bureau d'après les emails

  1. 28.0 - parfaitement agréable, adapté au boulot
  2. 28.3 - à deux doigts de mourir

Liste des théorèmes de Mercklé

  1. The two stones one bird theorem
  2. Le théorème des trois démonstrations identique
  3. The no-free-motivation theorem
  4. The not convex but multiplicative so convex therorem

Hall of Fame deepest longest neural networks

  1. 52 neurons in 5 layers 2021 arxiv

Hall of Fame lieux de rdv identifié automatiquement

  1. 2e (avenue du) lancé de la journée merde quoi
  2. 30 Boules d'Espérance là


Last updated: 13 Avril 2004 à 3:50pm